Tag: Pattern

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Scrawling a poem about death beneath my window ledge was the perfect way to tie up my first interior design project. I was passionate in creating a living space that matched my personality, aspirations and the way I lived.  I …

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If I stare at the surface of a beautiful/successful person long enough, I can see their faulty insides. Making up a list of their likely shortcomings distracts me from my own. Unfortunately, Stockholm is the most populas-pretty filled city in …

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What you looking at? Do you want a picture? Yeah ya do! Here are loads of eyes looking straight back at you….

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I once evacuated pyjama-clad pensioners from a budget seaside hotel that was in flames. I think the hotel owner was accustomed to making mistakes. The dodgy wiring was a mistake. Making the bar a free bar until we were all …

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My mental collection of black and white stripes is at full capacity. Before long little stripes will bleed from my nose, cry from my eyes and my head will explode off with eruptive mono-columns, 100 metres high, or more. I’m …

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There were 11 months between her sons, one army, one ex army. She referred to me as ‘woman’, and decorated her B&B with signs reminding men that they would be nothing without a strong woman. She was fond of flowers. …

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I was neither up nor down the ‘Steep Hill’ of Lincoln when the heavens opened and closed down on my poor choice of footwear. The waters ran away with my flip-flop – down stream. I watched it disappear whilst sitting …

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I once became the owner of a vintage Timmy Woods beach bag that looked like a fetus. It was disgusting. I went to a fancy party and it proved to be a big hit with the good-looking movers and shakers. …

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Once a year, to mark the start of summer, I will drink 1 can of Lilt. I like my insides to know it’s tropical time.  Other people like to mark the summer by participating in popular pastimes such as hula …

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Aino-Maija Metsola’s work is overflowing with colours and shapes so inviting that I wish it would pour out the taps when I run a bath, and I could dive in and have a daydream about magical places where people play …

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As I plunged my youthful hands into ice barrels of bloody fish, guts and all, I dreamed how bloody marvelous my life was going to be. I was going to art school and after that I was going to be …

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INDESCRIBABLE…INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOTHING CAN STOP IT! THE BLOB  

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You wouldn’t know it but I know about pets, more so than the average person. I have participated in serious boardroom meetings discussing affordable housing concepts…for hamsters. In the name of research I have dressed small to medium sized dogs …

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I worked out it would cost me approximately £3 per week, or £156 a year to have a permanent helium balloon attached to my daughters pram that says ‘It’s a girl!’. Like her father, she is folically challenged and I …

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In recent news, residents from a small community in Alderney, Channel Islands, were compelled to spend a considerable amount of their time finishing their version of the Bayeux tapestry. The original was painstakingly embroidered by a bunch of nuns, depicting …

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